Name: F1_error
Age: Mid-30ish
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde (yeah I know)
Measurments : About 3″ left of center
Tattoos: Yep
Piercings: Check
Occupation: Web Lackey
Turn Ons: Boobies!! *ahem* err…
Turn Offs: Knee Nipples
Sexual Preference: Lady Diva
Location: I live in a small town in Greater Northern Minnesota. By small I mean the whole town is a Bar and a Gas-pump, (not a Gas Station a Gas-pump). There is a church, but I’m not positive it’s actually within what you would call the city limits.
History (or how I got here): The Short Version: Egg, Sperm, Zygote, really boring stuff unless you were there at the time. And if you were, you’d be my parents.
Questions I’m Often Asked:
What is your real name?
     You wouldn’t believe me if I told you.
No, really what’s your real name?
     Really, you wouldn’t believe me. But it’s not that hard to find out.
How did you come up with the name F1_error?
     It comes from an actual error message:
     ERROR: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
There is a much longer explanation, but that that’s the short of it.
What do you do in such a small town?
     Lady Diva (my wife) and I own a 200 acre horse ranch with over a dozen horses, 6 cats and 2 dogs. If that weren’t enough to keep us busy, we also have a store in Bemidji, MN called, oddly enough, Outer World.
Do you really have a blue / green beard?
     Sometimes, yes. Not as often as I used to, though.
What does “Web Lackey” mean?
     The term “Web Lackey” I decided to make into my title. I’m not a master of the web, so webmaster was out. Web Lackey just had a better ring to it. And yes, that means I’m the one responsible for the blue-green-yellow-purple color scheme, so blame me.
What does “Gomi” mean?
     ”Gomi” is a Japanese word for garbage/junk/refuse that I picked from reading far to much Sci-Fi. I thought that “Gomi” was a perfect fit for this free-for-all blog. Although I had originally wanted to call it “Brain Pan Drippings” but Lady Diva had the final vote.

Got more questions, thoughts, fears, anxieties or just wanna say hi?
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F1_error@outerworldadult.com
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