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I might want to move…

Posted by blukattt on December 9th, 2006

This was an article I saw awhile ago, but now it’s tied up in the courts.
Man accused of having sex with…

I just can’t believe the defense is requesting the word “animal” to be further defined. Humans are animals too, so would that mean that wakes and funerals would be good places to pick up […]

Wax on, wax off…

Posted by blukattt on December 4th, 2006

Are you one of those unfortunate souls that hates condoms, or have no talent at wrapping your rascal? Well fear not, for help is on the way! Evidently, there will soon be a spray on condom. Currently in the testing phase, the spray can will cost about $26 dollars, while cartridges (good […]

Job-Terminating Jugs

Posted by blukattt on September 12th, 2006

Okay, I didn’t have anything to blog about, so I went to my source of real news; I typed “weird news” and googled it. The first story that caught my eye was this one, a sad story of porn messing up other people’s careers.

In a tiny little town of 1500 called Snyder, Oklahoma, […]

Mmm..my ding ding dong.

Posted by blukattt on May 21st, 2006

In keeping with the spirit of Masturbation month, I stumbled across this song, and decided that it would be of the same cloth as the former posts. >(^_^)< Ding Dong Song

Masturbation Links 2006

Posted by F1_error on May 6th, 2006

A “handful” of links to celebrate Masturbation Month.

Wanking? Petting the Pussy? Pounding the Pud? Find out what to call your solo sex at the Terms for Masturbation list.
One for the ladies Male Masturbation: The Secret Affair This link might only last a month.
And what would mastubation month be without an old fashioned Circle Jerk?
I’m sure […]

Solo fun

Posted by F1_error on May 1st, 2006

Once again it’s that solo time. The time to excersise your flights of fancy. To play dashing finger games. It’s International Masturbation Month. So for the next month, rub one out. Explore a new solo sex toy. Whatever you do, make the most of International Masturbation Month, at the end of the month you’ll be […]

Free pussy pics and more!

Posted by blukattt on April 18th, 2006

Since it’s been awhile since we have posted any pics, I have decided to hunt down some and post them here for your viewing pleasure…

And here they are, enjoy!
White Pussy
Ass sticking up in the air
Shaved Pussy
Fine set of boobs
Black Pussy
Nice Rack
Japanese Pussy
A sweet honeypot
Closeup beaver shot

Are you diddling yourself?

Posted by Lady Diva on March 15th, 2006

My honey thinks masturbating is cool, escpecially if I’m the one doing it. Whenever I’m out of his sight for more than a few seconds he’s hopeful that’s what I’m doing, or at least considering it. He’ll holler out “Are you playing with yourself?” Usually though, I’m doing something really mundane like […]

Be a great cock sucker.

Posted by Lady Diva on February 27th, 2006

Ok, I don’t normally read Cosmo, but someone left a copy at the store, so I flipped through it. I found it as lame as it’s ever been. I truly feel sorry for Cosmo’s readers. Cosmo ran a story about sex. They promised to answer all of your questions and pull […]

Don’t Spit, Swallow

Posted by F1_error on February 18th, 2006

From sweet candy to a salty, spoogy, thick, gooey treat!
Don’t spit, swallow is several pages of advice for cum swallowers, and those who fear the swallow. Don’t spit, swallow is just brimming wiith advice from deep-throat, to what to swallow before, during and after or what dietary changes to make that spunk change it’s […]