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Wax on, wax off…

Posted by blukattt on December 4th, 2006

Are you one of those unfortunate souls that hates condoms, or have no talent at wrapping your rascal? Well fear not, for help is on the way! Evidently, there will soon be a spray on condom. Currently in the testing phase, the spray can will cost about $26 dollars, while cartridges (good […]

Rumsfeld Shows Off

Posted by blukattt on November 17th, 2006

Once and awhile I find myself a honey of a viral video, and I found this one on YouTube.

Rumsfeld Multi-talented!

Enjoy!

When Inbreeders Attack

Posted by blukattt on October 24th, 2006

Normally I post in the blog from work, but while I was skimming through the Odd News section of Yahoo! News, I came across a headline which read “Upset U.S. dad pulls gun on son’s football coach”.

“Look Ma, no chin!”

I was disgusted with the fact that the father of a 5 or 6 year […]

Have it WHO’S way?

Posted by blukattt on October 12th, 2006

I laughed my ass off when I read this article on Yahoo News:

“LOS LUNAS, N.M. - Three workers at a Burger King restaurant were arrested after two Isleta tribal police officers discovered that the hamburgers they ordered were sprinkled with marijuana.

The Isleta Police Department officers ate about half of their burgers Sunday before discovering marijuana […]

Job-Terminating Jugs

Posted by blukattt on September 12th, 2006

Okay, I didn’t have anything to blog about, so I went to my source of real news; I typed “weird news” and googled it. The first story that caught my eye was this one, a sad story of porn messing up other people’s careers.

In a tiny little town of 1500 called Snyder, Oklahoma, […]

“Crocodile Hunter” dead at 44

Posted by blukattt on September 4th, 2006

Steve Irwin, better known by his nickname “The Crocodile Hunter” died today at approximately 11am (AEST).
The australian environmentalist and TV personality was filming a documentary off of Batt Coast in northen Queensland when he was apparently stung through the left side of his chest (and possibly his heart) by the tail […]

From Point A to Point B, I’ll walk…

Posted by blukattt on April 27th, 2006

Since everyone else is complaining about the skyrocketing gas prices, I suppose I’ll continue the trend.

For the last 3 years, I have walked everywhere I needed to go with my diamond willow walking stick, but even I feel the pinch from the rising oil prices. Bush is now starting to push for […]

Good News for a Change

Posted by Lady Diva on April 24th, 2006

Around here news is a big deal. Sometimes though we get tired of all the doom and gloom and want to hear some happy news. So here we go. If you want to read about good things instead of about how terrible the world is and how bad all the people in […]

Considered ARMED and dangerous

Posted by blukattt on April 6th, 2006

While looking at the worthwhile news (weird news that is), I came across another article that makes me want to buy a large plot of land in the middle of nowhere and become a hermit to get away from “modern intelligent” society.

ARMED and dangerous

Never mind those pistol wielding students, that girl’s got 2 arms and […]

Newsvine Goes Live

Posted by F1_error on March 2nd, 2006

That hella Über cool new Web2.0 news service Newsvine went live late yesterday. So if you were one of those unlucky few who did not get a Newsvine invite, no need to live in despair any longer. Just go to www.newsvine.com and take part in the news revolution.