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Posted by Lady Diva on July 22nd, 200717 1/2 rare, old gold dubloons
1 soft, pink, cuddly teddy bear
and a tube of KY Jelly
I fail to see how eating shit and dying would be productive at this juncture.
17 1/2 rare, old gold dubloons
1 soft, pink, cuddly teddy bear
and a tube of KY Jelly
27 lbs. of overcooked angel hair pasta,
1 - 6′ pre-painted galvanized steel fence post,
and a tube of KY Jelly.
One ½mile spool of 14 gauge Concertina Wire,
32 kilos of Sour Apple Gummi Bears,
and a tube of KY Jelly.
17 lbs. of ¾” Stainless Steel Ball Bearings,
1 Indutrial Silicone Plunger,
and a tube of KY Jelly.
A five pound box of one and a half inch galvanized roofing nails,
two pounds of finely chopped jalpeño peppers,
and a tube of KY Jelly.