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Love

Posted by Lady Diva on January 30th, 2006

I found this somewhere and thought it very special.

What LOVE means…

Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it.

What does Love mean?

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, “What does love mean?” The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:

“When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.”

Rebecca- age 8  Continue reading Love

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Trippin!

Posted by Lady Diva on September 15th, 2005

Hippie Trip
Hey, want to take a trip of a lifetime that you’ll never forget? You gotta check out the Ultimate Hippie Vacation on Ebay. If you don’t want to travel with Cody, read the auction anyway. It’s hilarious. Sounds like more fun than anyone should be allowed to have.

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Spoil Me!

Posted by Lady Diva on August 25th, 2005

I must be among the luckiest women in the world. My husband spoils me. Guys, do you want her to be happy and warm and fuzzy and amenable to your advances all the time? Then treat her like a queen. F1 Error knows this. Either that or he just likes to spoil me. I like to think it’s the latter. lol.

Here’s an example of how my husband spoils me. I’m not a morning person, not even remotely. Getting out of bed in the morning is a chore; it’s torture. He gets up very early. Then since I have to be out of bed hours before I’d like to, after he’s been up awhile, he comes in and brings me a cup of coffee, freshly microwaved even so it’s scalding hot the way I like it. Coffee in bed every morning. What a great guy! I sip at it and read a magazine for awhile before I’m finally awake enough to think about getting up and doing chores.  Continue reading Spoil Me!

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London Bomber

Posted by Lady Diva on July 24th, 2005

I was going to post about something else today, but then this came along.

If you want to see where it came from go
here
and scroll down a bit.

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Sex on your period

Posted by Lady Diva on July 2nd, 2005

Ladies, do you like to fuck a lot, even on your period? Or maybe you’re just horny when you’re menstruating. Of course then there is the issue of the mess, or maybe it will turn off your partner if he knows. Well here is the answer. It’s called the Instead Softcup. It is a small cup that you insert to catch your menstrual flow. That means no more pads or tampons, no more tell tale odor, no more limiting of activities, and no more worries about sex. He won’t even know you’re menstruating unless you tell him. (Maybe he likes that, or just doesn’t care and is really really horny.) The cup will not interfere with sex at all. It is inserted up around your cervical area, and he’ll never feel it.  Continue reading Sex on your period

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Sex and Horses

Posted by Lady Diva on June 8th, 2005

18 Reasons Why Riding is Better than Sex

18- You don’t have to sneak your riding magazines into the house.
17- If you are having trouble with riding, it’s perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to show you how to improve your technique.
16- The Ten Commandments don’t say anything about riding.
15- If your trainer takes pictures or videotapes of you riding, you don’t have to worry about them showing up on the Internet when you become famous.  Continue reading Sex and Horses

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Sexually inexperienced but likes sex

Posted by Lady Diva on May 26th, 2005

Supposedly this is one of the things men want in an ideal woman, at least according to a study done by Alabama’s Auburn University. Click here then scroll down to the blurb titled “Nine out of Ten Would be Adequate” to see what else men want in their ideal woman. She might be hard to find. So might the ideal man. According to the article one of the qualities of the ideal man is that he’s a sex expert who has only been with one woman. Hmmm.

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Something to ponder

Posted by Lady Diva on May 19th, 2005

Ok, this isn’t really an essay, it’s just something short, but worth remembering. I read a quote once, and I cannot remember who said it, but here it is. “Folks who only do as much as they get paid for only get paid for as much as they do.” It’s something to think about. For those of you who feel like you’re not getting anything out of your work, then perhaps it’s time to put more in. You may be surprised what happens. If you want to change your situation whatever it may be (this doesn’t just apply to work) then do the best that you can where you are right now. Things will start to change.

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Boobies

Posted by Lady Diva on May 9th, 2005

It’s no secret that my husband likes boobs. Fortunately he likes my boobs too. He often requests I show them to him, and I don’t mind complying. I enjoy showing him my boobs. This January I had surgery so was stuck at home in the house unable to do anything for a few weeks. My husband, bless him, had to do my chores for me. We have a few horses, and they need care and feeding everyday. He took wonderful care of them while I was laid up. Mind you where we live it gets cold in January, very cold. He did all the chores without complaining even though it was oftern 20 below or colder, with wind chills as much as 40 below or more.
 Continue reading Boobies

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Bad Writing

Posted by Lady Diva on April 29th, 2005

I love bad writing, really bad writing. It gives me the illusion of superiority. When I see bad writing and recognize it as such - the key thing here being recognizing it as such - I smirk and puff up and think that I can do better. Here is a link of bad writing examples supposedly taken from college papers. LINK
My favorite one is this:
The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.
I would think that saying the brick red wall would be sufficient. How about writing something like this:
 Continue reading Bad Writing

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