“Move with me gently - oh so slow
Hold me and maybe we’ll never let go…never let go”

Everyone who knows me knows that I’m in love with Robert Plant. Well I’m STILL in love with Robert Plant after all these years.

When I say the world love, let me explain that a little. I don’t mean love as in being with Robert for all of eternity (However, I am open to that idea.) But my husband is the one I plan on spending eternity with, or at least the rest of this lifetime. I mean love as in his voice, his music, it all really speaks to me.  Continue reading Robert Plant

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I’m pleased to announce that metal is not dead! A kid and his dad were in the store today. The kid was twelve. I know this because they were looking at a sticker that had a skull with a 13 in it. The kid said he should get it because that’s what he was going to be. His dad laughed and said you’re not thirteen yet.

Anyway that’s not what this is all about. This is what it’s about - here we have a twelve year old, about to turn thirteen and become a teenager, wandering around the store with his dad. Metallica’s “Some Kind of Monster” is playing, and the kid is singing along. Then he tells his dad that’s his favorite song. Right on. Then I notice that the kid is wearing a Led Zepplin t-shirt. And it looks like a good fit, a youth size perhaps. Cool. Dad is also wearing a cool t-shirt by the way, two skeleton girls sitting back to back. They look sorta like the mud flap girls. Then Dad and Son were laughing together while they perused the rude t-shirts.

There is hope for the future after all.

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I was having a conversation the other day, with my Mom of all people, about what it would be like if we lived in a clothing optional society. Sounds kinda cool at first. Like, ladies, if you got too hot, you could just remove your shirt, or pants, if the case may be. No problem. The guys wouldn’t mind I’m sure. Or, if you spilled spaghetti sauce for instance, on your crisp white skirt you could just take it off and run it to the cleaners on your lunch break, and no one would bat an eye. Nice.

And guys, imagine all the beautiful naked women strolling along the sidewalks. Of course there might be a few more fender benders going on. That’s not so great.

 Continue reading Ew

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17 1/2 rare, old gold dubloons
1 soft, pink, cuddly teddy bear

and a tube of KY Jelly

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Everyone knows how much fun masturbation is, at least all the guys do. What about women? How many women out there really masturbate? I’m sure it’s more than they will let on! All I can say is, if you haven’t tried it already, try it now. It’s a great way to get to know your own body and what really turns you on. If you can tune in to your own desires and pleasures, then you can better help your lover please you. Because in all reality most guys (or gals) really do want to please you. They want you to moan in pleasure, even scream it out if that’s your style. They love to hear it. They want to hear it. They want to know how to make you do it. Discover your little secrets, then tell your partner. He or she will thank you for it. So explore yourself, enjoy yourself. Masturbate! If not for your lover then how about just for you.

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Around here news is a big deal. Sometimes though we get tired of all the doom and gloom and want to hear some happy news. So here we go. If you want to read about good things instead of about how terrible the world is and how bad all the people in it are, go to HappyNews.com. Enjoy

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Tax time is near. Now, however, there is no need to fear. Just go to this link, and you will receive the simplest to understand tax instructions yet.

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My honey thinks masturbating is cool, escpecially if I’m the one doing it. Whenever I’m out of his sight for more than a few seconds he’s hopeful that’s what I’m doing, or at least considering it. He’ll holler out “Are you playing with yourself?” Usually though, I’m doing something really mundane like gathering laundry or checking email or using the john. Nothing exciting here for sure, most of the time.  Continue reading Are you diddling yourself?

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Ok, I don’t normally read Cosmo, but someone left a copy at the store, so I flipped through it. I found it as lame as it’s ever been. I truly feel sorry for Cosmo’s readers. Cosmo ran a story about sex. They promised to answer all of your questions and pull out all the stops. What a crock. Well I’m no expert on sex or anything, but their advise on how to give awesome head really made me laugh. Pity the poor young girls who take that advise to heart. This is what Cosmo had to say:  Continue reading Be a great cock sucker.

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I know Valentine’s Day is over and forgotten for most of you by now, but not for me! My husband got me a shit ton of candy, and I’m still enjoying it. I love candy, and he knows it. This candy is special too. It all came from the local chocolate store here in town, so it’s one of a kind! None of the cheap department stuff for his sweetie.

Sadly the candy will be gone all too soon. Then all I’ll have left is a warm distant memory. Can’t wait till next year!

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