Hey Goth kids! Are you really attached to that all black, overuse of eyeliner, psuedo-sorrow look? Yeah? Well, I guess you guys got some new famous poster children to support your cause…
I found your leaders, and guess what, they were in the public eye the whole time!
So, you still want to be associated with these two hollywood icons? Hey, I wore black all the time at one point too, but I did it with style, and when I did I didn’t look like I’m trying to tell the world “omfg teh world iz so unfayre…lolwtfbbq!!!1!one!!”
Punk is dead, deal with it. Metal is dead, cry me a river. Long live prozac punk and aluminum rock! (Not that I’m a fan of either; it’s just a sign of the Apocalypse.)
