Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
But if you know of a better way to make more virgins, I'd like to hear it.
Okay, time to get childish (like when aren’t I?):
1) “If you could have a superhero power, what would it be?”
Here’s the catch: You would have to join others with powers like yours to fight crime, and also have to wear a very loud, ugly-ass outfit.
2) “What would your costume look like?” (Keep in mind the above-mentioned criteria)
Superhero: Sparkly Pants
Behold, she, in her leotard of hot purple, and silver glitter tights, leaping through the air, lime tutu flowing out behind her, arives Sparkle Pants, Super heroe extrodinare! Sumoning (with her super stick wand drom a mulberry bush) a holy light from above, it will beam out via sparkly reflections from her tights, blinding all of those around her! (but mostly blinding villans) She then Crushes their pride and spins with the glitter polka of pain.
Greta: +1
Bluu Kat: 0
Tutus don’t flow.
They do if they’re 20 sizes too big! LOL
Hey F1, you didn’t post your superpersona! C’mon, if you’re gonna post, play they game! LOL
They do So flow, even if they’re NOT too big! Besides, how would you know F1? I bet you’ve never even tested this theory. *scoff* Where as I, undoubtedly am just the charecter to conduct such tests, using the scientific theory and all… My hypothosis turned out to be exactly correct despite that I went to extreem measures to try and prove even myself wrong. Which I wasn’t. Gues I win.
Greta: +2
Blukattt: 0
F1: -1
So you think I’ve NEVER worn a Tutu? Think again…
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I would be CHEDDARHEAD, Defender of Dairy!
I would have influence over cows, and the ability to spray gooey cheese from my fingertips, much like Cheese in a Can.
With this, I could stop evil doers in their tracks, or at least make their clothes crusty, and smell funny in the summer heat.
My costume would be a yellow long sleeved shirt, cheddar-orange overalls, with one of those cheese wedge hats. I would ride a mechanical cow that flies throught the air, announcing my arrival with a bellowing “MOOOOOOO!”
Fuck yeah I’m weird, but I love cheese.
Top that one, I dare you.
Left by blukattt on August 1st, 2006