Ok, I don’t normally read Cosmo, but someone left a copy at the store, so I flipped through it. I found it as lame as it’s ever been. I truly feel sorry for Cosmo’s readers. Cosmo ran a story about sex. They promised to answer all of your questions and pull out all the stops. What a crock. Well I’m no expert on sex or anything, but their advise on how to give awesome head really made me laugh. Pity the poor young girls who take that advise to heart. This is what Cosmo had to say:
Be enthusiastic. Ok, good advice there. Look into his eyes and moan. Ok, if you are in the right postion fine, but only if you mean it. Hold his penis in your hand and put your mouth over the top and move your mouth and hand up and down. Ok, what? Ho hum. Yawn. He won’t get a lot out of that. Lick up and down the side with your tongue. Yeah fine, he might like that. But again, kinda boring.
Now for my advise on giving great head, of course I’m no expert mind you. Be enthusiastic. lol. Do it like you mean it. Put that thing in your mouth, and yes use your hand too, but also use your tongue! Use your tongue lots. Move your mouth up and down and all around and all the while let that tongue wrap itself all over his thingie. And don’t be ginger. He wants you to press down with that tongue all over his pepe. Another thing - suction. Suck on it hard. My husband said “Suck so hard your eyes roll back in your head, and when his eyes roll back in his head, you know you did it right.” Think of that thick fast food milk shake. Suck like that. He will love it. Oh, and if you can do it, get it as far back in your throat as possible. He will go crazy. Go down and deep, come up for air and do it again. Then wrap that tongue around it and do it some more. Be creative. If he likes it, you’ll know. Also, you may finger his balls and that area between them and his anus. Some guys really like that. Some don’t. And some just done care as long as they are getting their dick sucked.
Giving him pleasure is wonderful, and that’s key too. If he knows you want to please him, he’ll likely give you a few tips on techniques he likes. Listen up, try it. He’ll love you for it. And if he’s worth anything, he’ll be glad to learn what it takes to please you too and reciprocate the favor.
Yeah, I think all magazines do is rename the same damn articles every month. LOL
I never thought there was an actual science to fellatio, but I suppose there are right and wrongs. My only advice is:
1) No teeth! Nothing ruins a great feeling like teeth scraping your johnson.
2) Pay attention to his responses while going down on him. If he’s squirming, making noises, etc., whatever your doing is working; if he’s pretty much still, try a different technique. Chances are you’ll find what he likes more by body language rather than asking him. (I can’t even say what I like, just whatever works!)
3) Use your tongue. In my past I’ve had girlfriends that all they do is pretty much put their mouth over my member and move up and down; the first 10 seconds are great, but then I end up reaching for a book to read…
4) Use your hands. And not just around the phallic area. I love it when someone is going down on me, and they lightly drag their fingertips across my lower abdomen, sends shivers up my spine. Read his body language to see what works for him.
5) Eye contact. Many sources will say this is a good thing, but I have qualms with that. If she’s looking up at me, sometimes I feel uncomfortable, as we all know the goofy faces we make during extreme pleasure. So on this, once again, refer to Advice #2.
6) Experiment. Experimentation is great, especially in long term relationships. Not only will it add a little “BAM” to your love life, but you might find something that you like that you’ve never thought about. (Whoa, you’re licking WHERE? No, actually, don’t stop!)
Well, that’s my two cents; I don’t know if that’s any different from the magazine articles, but at least it’s honest advice from a guy.
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Left by BluKattt on February 28th, 2006