So people are a little upset that the Bush Administration is wiretapping phones, eavesdropping on email, and generally mucking about like blind man in a nudist colony.
I’ve got a perfect solution to put an end to this. Make at least 4 overseas phone calls a day. Preferably places like Iran, Turkey, France, be sure to use the following code words in each call: bomb, plot, terror(ist/ism), cell, sleeper, and to really get the global elite all red faced Child Porn.
Make your phone calls at odd hours, and you don’t really need to call anyone specific, just call the local Iraian Banks Time & Temp line. Just speak to the computer. If just 5% of our country did this, we’d overwhelm the wiretapping resources, and have a good laugh at there expense.
Problem solved, no need to get upset, just a little creative management on the peoples part.
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