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Über Dork Kings & Queens

I’m a science fiction fan, and I love Star Wars as much as the next guy, but this LiveJournal entry is why I don’t go to the conventions.
The captions are what I would like to believe I’d be muttering if I were at a convention. Which, of course, would lead to me getting beat up and anally gang raped by light saber. And there is nothing sadder than being beat-up by a mob of light saber wielding, RPGing, live in Mom’s basement, smell like cheese, dorks in costume.

Edit: fixed the link, thanks Kassad

Posted by F1_error on Saturday, April 30th, 2005 at 5:54 am.

3 Responses to “Über Dork Kings & Queens”

It might be a real bad one.
Even the link would’t go there :)

Left by Kassad on April 30th, 2005

Now, I wish you hadn’t. Arghhhh :)

Left by Kassad on April 30th, 2005

I think Lucas need to pick most of these people off with a blaster…I’m pretty sure he doesn’t like the horrific P.R…

My two favorite captions however:

“Hi, we came as the two action figures no kid wanted”…

“I’m sorry, but the Insane Clown Posse/Limp Bizkit show was LAST night. Nice angst though…”

Also, I did like the “American Stormtrooper”; one of W’s finest?

Left by blukattt on May 9th, 2005

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