Fairfield University has article in the student newspaper The Fairfield Mirror detailing the educational value of Porn. The findings? That although porn has negative aspects, it also has some positive aspects for both men and women. Sounds kind of like watching cartoons to me.

In cartoons, you learn the negative aspects of strapping a giant rocket to your ass or the dangers of ACME anvils. In porn, you can learn just how flexible the body is, and you can learn the dangers of trying those positions without limbering up first when you try them yourself.
The article did come up with some rather choice quotes; “Porn can give you some new ideas, which should always be welcomed,” said Mike Falzone ‘06. “Even when it involves someone being upside down.” and “…people should not rely solely on pornography for knowledge and ideas about sex and sexuality…”
So great smoking will kill me, eating red meat is bad, chocolate will make me fat, but Porn is educational.
I want Porn to be bad for me, I like feeling nasty when I watch Porn. I don’t watch Porn for educational value, I watch because it makes me feel ten ways of tingly in my pants (which are usually around my ankles). On the plus side, if Porn is educational, maybe we can get public funding for more of it (on Public TV even!), and end the asinine crusade to ban it, censor it, or make it illiegal.

Posted by F1_error on Thursday, April 28th, 2005 at 12:42 pm.